Friday, April 10, 2009

fifty.

I felt like writing fifty random facts for my fiftieth post, its pretty much nonsense. So, Enjoy !
1. I like to create my own words like ugairy or shincing or jumbuckalating. It's my specialty.

2. When Tommy got his new car, he got a ticket first day driving, b'cos I stuck my head out the window.
3. One time I really wanted chocolate milk, so I took some milk and chocolate chips and made my own.
4. I say, "I have a question" instead of just straight up asking the question, if I ever even ask anything.
5. I have been dancing for over seven years now, and yes, ballet is included in those years.
6. I really do spend money as if it grows on the trees in my own backyard.
7. Many people say, "You're happiest when we go out to eat!" -Ceejay ! HAHAHHA.
8. I think about things literally, like "Who came up with the word banana?" Seriously.
9. I eat A LOT, probably more than you and I mean it, believe me.
10. I truly remember everything, just like elephants, so if you did me wrong, your screwed !
11. I'm usually the one planning everything for everyone, its a habit.
12. I cry so easily, so when any character cries in a movies, so do I, its hilarious.
13. I enjoy talking in weird accents or baby voices, and yes it may be a tad bit annoying...to you!
14. Surprisingly, I've known how to play the ukulele since I was 12 years old.
15. If you are mean, I will let you definitely have a taste of your medicine ;)
16. I like pearl tea, not boba tea, even if they are the same thing.
17. Every spring break, c.a.t.j.p.e.g.all go to the beach house in Santa Cruz, ever since 2006.
18. I passed out at Bayfunktion 2k7, when I got to touch Kenny Wormald ! True Story.
19. I miss my sistaawifey, AlyssaNicoleDelinGagarin <3
20. I am psyched to take the Summer Intensive @ Millenium Dance Complex this year D:
21. On the second day of seventh grade, I broke out into hives because I drank Powerade, and not Gatorade like my mom told me to. HA. You know what, sometimes parents are right, remember sometimes.
22. I have a strong urge to punch people that are hypocrites, regardless of who they are to me.
23. I absolutely hate hate hate whoever came up with the "Stanky Legg". So damn annoying.
24. I quit playing tennis after I almost broke Joey's nose with my raquet during out doubles match. xD
25. I'm in love with Lil Wayne and his swagg, its amazing, oooowheeeee !
26. I like the sound of my voice, when I'm sick. Hahaha.
27. Jevicc & I spit off the Eiffel Tower in the Summer of '08, and it landed on an ice cream cart below us!
28. Many people claim that I'm good at giving advice, and I should really look into being a therapist.
29. I get along better with guys b'cos girls have too much pussy, grow some balls, and say something to my face, 'freeeeals.
30. I've always wanted to know what everybody finds so attractive about Robert Pattinson, or whatever .
31. I never expect things to go my way, but when they do, I'm overly ecstatic.
32. I'm the bigger person almost 95% of the time, which is probably why I'm always laughing and smiling.
33. I love to share everything I have, except for my food. So bitch, dont touch, I'll eat your arm.
34. Ask anyone, I'm never wrong, about anything, because I know my facts, and keep 'em straight.
35. People that are pale, make me want to throw up on them, atleast then they will have some color.
36. I believe in Karma, so what you give is what is returned to you.
37. I don't like to trust overly-nice people, b'cos you know, odds are their probably a lunatic deep down inside and one day they will snap. I say this only from personal experience, no lie.
38. Listening to someone snore loudly will irritate me to the point where I want to decapitate babies. Jokee !
39. P
eople obsessed with their sidekicks are big fat losers. I just wish all sidekicks burned in a giant fire.
40. I hope you know that I am the extremist of sarcasm, so please don't mind me, I'm most likely joking.
41. Screenames like
"x0suNshiNeShuGaBbyx3xoX" or "ClayAikenHunni17" make me cringe... stupid idiots.

42. Really? Who doesnt own a digital camera or a cell phone ? Go to friggin' Best Buy, you cavemen.
43. I am obsessed with all music, alot of underground, besides country, that stuff is garbage to my ears.
44. I have seen three of the Seven Wonders of The World, all in one summer.
45. I have a bad habit of making a huge scene at the store with my bestfriend.
46. Every saturday I go to Seafood City with my family and Avery, my favorite faggoty cuzzo.
47. Hairy People are scary. Hmm, Do you enjoy being disgusting ?
48. Atleast once a month, we have karaoke and movie night at my house with all of E.D.C.
49. Ceejay and I promised to go back to Paris, and take a cruise down Lover's River, and make a wish at Trevi Fountain, and then go to Mt. Haleakala, above the clouds, and eat pineapples together.
50. Is it weird that I like the smell of car gasoline ?