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“It happens to the best of us. You say something with conviction only to realize seconds later that what you’ve just said was either moronic, a total lie, or both. The trick is to own your momentary idiocy. You’re not really dumb or a liar so just laugh it off. Laughter, I firmly believe, makes you attractive and mistakes make you human. Today remind yourself: Laugh it off.”

I think I’ll be a clown when I get grown. There aint one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I’m going to join the circus and laugh my head off. - To Kill A Mockingbird

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Late Night Convo's with the famous JoeyBuckBuck ^_^
Joey: earlier when i was going through craigslist
Joey: there are always those fat black chicks
Joey: that refer to themselves as SEXY
Joey: and i said to chris, man fat people calling themselves sexy
Joey: should be a criminal offense"eye of the beholder" has its limits, you fucking whales
Joey: MAN THE HARPOONS.
Me: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!
Joey: seriously though
Me: Yeaahp, I totally agree, fat ISNT sexy, not even a bit.
Me: But fatass black chicks always think they are.
Joey: chubby can sometimes pull it off…a little.
Joey:But when you're fat, your fuckin fat, fix it okay. FIX IT, it aint pleasing.
Joey: At ALL.
Me: LMFAOOOO
Joey: people don't seem to realize that being fat is a fucking problem
Joey: no, it's not a lifestyle choice
Joey: it means you have a fucking problem.
Me: AHHAHAHAHAH xD
Joey: a problem that could kill you. and i sincerely hope it does.
Me: LMFAO. You’re on a rolll todaaaay. I like. XD
Me: I really want something good to eat right now. Yummy in my Tummy.
Joey: i want to go get a bowl of cereal but like for some reason
Joey: my lactose intolerance went from slight to fucking hazardous
Me: Cereal at three in the morning is normal right? For normal people?
Joey: it's cereal. it's normal at any hour, pretty much
Joey: could be on the fucking moon
Me: Oh most definitely.
Joey: floating
Me: Mmm, I love cereal. NomNomNom.
Joey: with some aliens
Joey: i bet they'd want some cereal
Me: LMFAOOO!
Joey: "dude i could TOTALLY go for some cereal"
Me: Gaaaaah, now I want me some cereal. Bring me some ? -_-
Joey: "yeah man i am fucking feenin for some rice krispies"
Me: Wow, your still talking about cereal and aliens. Tick Tick Tick.
Joey: I FUCKING LOVE RICE KRISPIES NOMNOMONMO
Joey: i used to put
Joey: chocolate powder in the rice krispies
Joey: so it was chocolate rice krispies
Joey: but i think they already have a chocolate flavor for it now back then they didn't
Joey: i practically invented it, really
Me: LMFAO. Are you drunk too ? But wait, so like the cereal I have now, is special K chocolate delight
Me: It's like Special K with fucking candy bar bits in it. CANDY BAR BITS !
Joey: W...T....F.....
Joey: WTF!!!
Me: IT'S LIKE THIRTY BILLION ORGASMS IN MY MOUTH
Joey: they're ruining our society!
Me: Ew, what about cornflakes. X_X
Joey: if it wouldn't make me shit furiously for hours, i would have some right about now
Me: Oh yeah, that’s what I needed to do. Brb.
Joey: the fuck ? you would.
Joey: Since I knw you shit for hrs, I’m gnna crash.
Joey: see ya in 2 hrs asshole. love you
Me: Awee, I was gnna fall asleep on your ass again.
Me:Mwuahahah, love you too <3